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Colin engineers stuff for a living, and hopes to retire soon.
The Heart – Colin draws and writes the Ninja Ken comics.
Adam sells insurance or something like that. And owns two cats, one of whom had a body mohawk for a while.
The Brains – Adam lends creative juice and critiques from his tower.
Marshall likes to ride bikes, is also an engineer, and might be in your living room.
The Loins – Marshall is the wind beneath our wings.
FAQ
Q) There aren’t many comics here, what gives?
A) Older comics can be found on the blogger site at http://ninjaken.blogspot.com/ we do plan on getting them on the new site eventually, but they need to all be re-scanned and we’re lazy peoples.
Q) Who are you guys to tell me things, why the hell should I listen to you?
A) Because we are probably way smarter than you. And totally not even dicks about it.
Q) How does Colin check out ladies?
A) Its all about the BFB. Butt, face, butt.
Q) Who would win, The Hulk or Juggernaut?
A) Duh, The Hulk.
Q) Why does this website bite so hard?
A) I’d say it is probably Marshall or Adam’s fault. Definitely Adam’s fault.
Q) What do you guys do for fun when you’re not working on this hilarious website?
A) It’s called ‘single malt’.
Q) How do you chumps all know each other?
A) Adam tattled on Colin for putting the pie on their math teacher’s chair on PI day, and they became friends. In college Marshall was the only one they knew who had both a microwave and a large selection of popcorn.
Q) Speaking of mustaches, what’s up with you and them?
A) The Kid C bloodline is very weak in the facial hair department, and he yearns for a sweet stache. He yearns for one fiercely.
Q) What is Colin’s home phone number?
A) It is very tempting to put that on the internets
Q) Saab 9000 or Porsche Cayenne ?
A) The eternal question; completely different vehicles which makes this hard. Some days I’d say 9000: they’re quirky and cute, decently efficient and small. Others would be Cayenne: powerful, can go most anywhere, lots of storage, constant fear of getting hit/keyed/abused by crazy and jealous environmentalists.
Bees get stupid and start making honey that turns people into monsters. And the monsters only weakness is….. soy sauce. Soy sauce, the opposite on the flavor wheel.
Quantum Leap
03/21/11 by ColinQuantum Leap is awesome. And I just bought a shirt with the logo on it. By math, that makes me awesome. And deserving of praise.
just a suggestion.
[Local H Fans]
03/02/11 by ColinThere are a huge number of Local H fans who are both short and very stocky/fatty. Most of them reminded me of that kid in highschool who was rock dumb, and had a face like roadkill, and was always rocking slipknot shirts.
[One guy I dont like]
02/28/11 by ColinTheres a guy I dont like who lives in my apartment. His car is always there when I leave in the morning, and always there when I get home after work.
Therefor I hate him.
Oh, and did I mention he is always parked in the spot by the tree? Thats so my spot.
Reckoning, it becomes me.
[Ha, the last post was in 2009]
02/23/11 by ColinI almost never post anything here, seems way too much effort. I mean does anyone ever click over here? I know I dont. Unless I want to watch one of the 4 youtube videos that have been on the page since 200fucking9. woo boy.
The original intention was to use this for media that I found entertaining, but I would most likely only be vomiting it up from other blogs. Ones with content. And really whats the point.
I think I will try to use this space more often, maybe for non-blogworthy posts. Of being, this the first, is.
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