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The Heart – Colin draws and writes the Ninja Ken comics.

The Brains – Adam lends creative juice and critiques from his tower.

The Loins – Marshall is the wind beneath our wings.

Q) There aren’t many comics here, what gives?
A) Older comics can be found on the blogger site at http://ninjaken.blogspot.com/ we do plan on getting them on the new site eventually, but they need to all be re-scanned and we’re lazy peoples.

Q) Who are you guys to tell me things, why the hell should I listen to you?
A) Because we are probably way smarter than you. And totally not even dicks about it.

Q) How does Colin check out ladies?
A) Its all about the BFB. Butt, face, butt.

Q) Who would win, The Hulk or Juggernaut?
A) Duh, The Hulk.

Q) Why does this website bite so hard?
A) I’d say it is probably Marshall or Adam’s fault. Definitely Adam’s fault.

Q) What do you guys do for fun when you’re not working on this hilarious website?
A) It’s called ‘single malt’.

Q) How do you chumps all know each other?
A) Adam tattled on Colin for putting the pie on their math teacher’s chair on PI day, and they became friends. In college Marshall was the only one they knew who had both a microwave and a large selection of popcorn.

Q) Speaking of mustaches, what’s up with you and them?
A) The Kid C bloodline is very weak in the facial hair department, and he yearns for a sweet stache. He yearns for one fiercely.

Q) What is Colin’s home phone number?
A) It is very tempting to put that on the internets

Q) Saab 9000 or Porsche Cayenne ?
A) The eternal question; completely different vehicles which makes this hard. Some days I’d say 9000: they’re quirky and cute, decently efficient and small. Others would be Cayenne: powerful, can go most anywhere, lots of storage, constant fear of getting hit/keyed/abused by crazy and jealous environmentalists.

Pretty bad, but i do find it somewhat soothing. It makes me want to go find some maps, and capture fairies. While Huffing.

Ok this was featured on some blog I peruse a few weeks ago, and i never got around to checking it out until this morning, but hot-damn is it funny. Its basically a comic made of screen-caps of the shitty star wars movies where it is a role playing campaign. make any sense? i dont care, go look at it. and read at least the first 8 comics or so, it gets its hooks in ya!

Darths & Droids

God I fucking miss this show. Thats why I fall asleep to an epi every night.

This is the worst thing I’ve seen in years, and I just watched a video of a man being sodomized by a robot donkey. The donkey rape thing at least had a kickin soundtrack.

Pinky Darth Vader – The most popular videos are a click away

Story of my life right here folks.