So last night I watched the Punk’D guy and Princess Episode 1 lady having sex BUT THEYRE JUST FRIENDS movie, and tonight I watched the that 70s show and the dancing guy movie where they have sex BUT ALSO FRIENDS.

Overall both were very average, but the Justin Timberwolf one was way better. It seemed like the Padme one was written completely and solely for teenage girls, something that hints at sexyness, but is not so uncomfortable that they can’t sit there with their teenage boyfriend and feel weird, and then afterword maybe do some over the pants stuff. Did that sentence structure make sense? I dont care.

The other one talked about putting fingers up the butt, and showed scenes that looked a lot closer to actual sexual positions, not some fairytale bullshit. Also in the Demi Moore Ex one the chick is demanding constant, unending torrents of sex from him. Like numerous times a day every day. Seriously wtf, who wrote this? Have they ever actually met a woman? They’re not like that bro. The one with Mila Kunis is farrrrrrrrrrrrr more realistic, they get drunk and have sex, or go out with friends, meet up, and have sex. You know, almost how the situation would happen in real life. Trust me, no fuck buddy would be calling you up at 2 in the afternoon to meet her in the janitors closet at the hospital and fuck because shes just SO CRAZY HORNY. She would be tired, cranky, dirty, and most likely covered in blood and shit, and if you even showed up at her work, she might murder you for seeing her when she wasn’t looking pretty. Fucking hell man, who wrote that fucking movie, I’m getting mad just thinking about it.

Also I wasn’t trying to be a smart ass, the only actors names I could think of this whole time was Mila Kunis. Oh, when I said Justin Timberwolf I guess I was being a smart ass. He he, sorry. I try to think of the Punk’D guy and all I can think is Ryan Seacrest. Fucking weird.

oh hey, he was in that 70s show too! neat.

Oh and another also- if you’re a lady and you read the thing I wrote above about how a woman would be super mad at you for seeing her all nasty and sweaty at work, and you got offended, please don’t, I was just trying to make a point. You look amazing even when you’re changing an old racist guys bedpan. Kisses!

-kidc

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