Dear naked guy at the gym, why are you walking around naked? Everyone else is either in their underwear, or wearing a towel. What makes you think these laws of sanity do not apply to you? Why are you standing in the middle of the aisle, feet spread, junk seemingly air drying? Why you do this? Are you perhaps allergic to cotton? Is that the reason why you choose to forgo the use of the free towels? I know that when I leave the shower, a towel is snugly wrapped around my person. Or maybe you do not think the color white looks good on you? I mean, I can see no other reason to walk from the showers bare-assed, then stand there in front of the lockers just dangling everywhere. On a similar note, please do not get into a conversation with someone else while you are nude. Why would you do that? I cannot fathom. This is not a community pool, we are not in the stream room, there is not a gaggle of old and pruned Italian men also being naked for no reason. Its just you and everyone else.

So why, why do you choose to be that guy? The naked guy.

-kidc

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