So I live in the Midwest. And it snows here. Sometime a lot, sometimes a little. But always enough to give me a few really bad commutes a year. People who live in regions without snow cannot possibly understand. We in the Midwest are a stubborn, grumpy people, and snow plays a big part in that. Other people would do something logical when they find out a horrible thing about where they live. They would most likely move.

But not us. No.

Instead we grumble. We bitch and moan. We scrape inch thick layers of ice off our sedans at 6 in the morning when other people in America are probably getting blowjobs and backrubs. And then we wait 8 months and do it again. And for some reason its a shock to us all over again, like the exact same thing hasn’t been happening every year since we were born here.

Well I just realized there’s really no point to this. Except maybe that we all are crazy for living here. And even crazier for not doing massive amounts of meth.

Oh wait, the Midwest is known for that? nm.

-kidc

Take a stand!

1. yay meth

   — Joe · Jan 29, 11:49 PM · #

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