
I got this email from the fine fellow who made this website the other day.
“You could create an entire utopian society simply by harnessing the
power of zombie slavery. How awesome would THAT movie ending be?”
I want you to make that movie. A brave Engineer, who formerly worked
on pipes, connects zombies to a turbine and makes them generate
electricity. Also, he shoots zombies in the head with a saw-off shot
gun while his handsome friend (who resembles me) cuts off their heads
with a katana and says “blades don’t run out of ammo”. Then someone
like Adam comes across the screen holding a disturbingly mohawked cat.
- marshall
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