See, the way I see it, before a man sees a ladys boobs, he has some general idea of the size. But When a girl first pops off her man friends pants, its like a grab bag. Like what sound effect will it make? BLURP! or blip.

I know theres all the other factors that are still surprises for us guys- nipple size, color, location, are the boobs spread out, saggy, etc. But women could possibly hit the jackpot with any guy out there. And it has nothing to do with the rest of the, (heh) package. I mean you got Joe Football standing next to The Dud, is there any chance youre going to get a bigger schlong up in your face by taking off the J-Crew guys pants? Nope. As far as we know they are both rocking cocktail weenies, or maybe juggernauts.

Its the magic of the lottery!!

-kidc

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