See, I don’t get it. I go to take a dump, and there are at least 7 pubes on the toilet seat. And Not just towards the 6 o’clock, ALL OVER the seat. I stood there a bit and just thought to myself. I don’t get how there could be so many pubes, and just everywhere. I just don’t understand.

I mean, were those pubes? Maybe they were backhairs. Just loads of backhairs. Amy from Congo must have been shitting before me. Bad gorilla, that’s the mens room!

I mean assuming they are pubes, it leads to the question why/how. Two questions.

1. Why are there pubes all about. Are you shedding? Are you pulling hairs out of your balls? Are you scratching like crazy? Why are there pubes everywhere?
2. How are you managing to leave pubes behind? Are you pulling tufts of your man-fur out of your junk, and throwing them in the air like its New Years Eve? Are you leaving them behind on purpose, like relics? Like some ancient Egyptian tomb? And I am the lucky Howard Carter exploring the bathroom for the first time?

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PUBES?

arg,
kidc

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