All I want for X-mas is a mastodon. I will name him Sir Stamps, and ride him all over y’all bitches faces. Not like using the term bitches to mean your lady friends, but instead referring to you personally as a bitch. In a derogatory fashion.

Also the Javelin exploit is almost patched you fuckers. Wah wah waaaaaaaaah. Although it is really fun to kill you guys as you run almost blindly through the map before your cum-plosion. Also if you dont know what im talking about, consider yourself:

a) probably not acne ridden
b) maybe not obese
c) not a virgin? no, probably still a virgin.

Also I’m just joking nerds, you know I love you all. You guys are all- each one of you, the hero that the foo fighters were describing in their hit single my hero.

bye
-kidc

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