So at work today I decided I wanted to purchase demons souls more than anything. Now I hear its supposed to be an intensely brutal and unforgiving game, the kind that gives you a boss battle after a miniboss with no save, health, or handjob betwixt them. But see, I’m a hardcore guy. I beat super ghouls and ghosts, and all the mega mans on NES. You kiddies best not be fuckin towards, at, or with me, cuz I’ll go battletoads on your ass (which I also beat, with a 2nd player though). What I’m getting at is, although I am sure I am about to get my ass handed to me over and over and over again, I think I am the man for the job.

But heres the problemo, apparently nobody near me carried the blasted thing. I called 3 best buys, drove to one and to a Frys on my lunch break, called 2 gamestops, and a target, and all were either “out of stock” or still just waiting for their first shipment of the damn thing. Until, finally I called a gamestop that had it in stock, Yeay!

I get there… and its not new, as usual. Oh sure, the game case has a NEW sticker on it, and a full pricetag, but the packaging is all open, and the game is filed away in some unknown drawer. Now forgive me, but this still seems so fucked up to me. Whats the deal with these? are they the demos for the store to play? And if they are, then WHY do they need a demo? What sense does any of this make? Fuck you gamestop, putting a tag on something doesnt change the laws of physics. Seriously, its stupid.

Ok my chicken nugs are callin my name, and beggin to be masticated,

tata
-kid c

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