So I am currently trying to figure out what costume I want to wear this year, especially important because I’m going to some fancy Halloween Part in Chicago (at that Italian lady’s house… the one Mike told I don’t like Italians). Now my original plan was to work up a Shaun of the Dead, but I think I’m going to change my mind because:

a) I don’t have red hair.
b) to buy the clothes for the outfit (and ruin them with fake blood) will cost just about as much as buying a costume.
c) cricket bats are BALLS expensive. Like hundreds of fucking clams.

So that leaves me high and dry. And this year I am refusing to go as a cowboy, I do that too often. So I am thinking the following:

1. Ghostbuster
Pros: I still have the plastic proton pack, trap, pke meter, ooze pack, etc at my parents house. Timeless classic, from my favorite movie of all time.
Cons: Lots of d-bags are rolling this lately. As-if.

2. Vader
Pro: Fucking Vader, man.
Cons: When I take the mask off I’ll just look like a robot-vampire-homo. Although in this day and age most vampires are portrayed as homos anyway.

3. Luigi
Pro: I think I could prob pull it off. Everybody loves-a Luigi.
Cons: Again its an overdone costume. And also I wouldn’t want to wear those big white gloves- how could I hold my beer?

Ok as soon as the little lady shows up we’re going to go hunt down some costume shops.

Later boners,
Kid C

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1. I’m proud of you.

   Maybe I should be Mario and we could run around all night jumping on ducks and turtles.

   — B · Oct 7, 04:49 PM · #

2. Good, ‘cause I’m going as Shaun this year (1/32nd pure Scot, got the red hair & beard down). I got a real cricket bat off ebay for $25.

   — dalekg · Oct 7, 11:18 PM · #

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