Some of you are idiots. Just to be fair. If you were all super intelligent people like me, you would have watched MST3K, and then it most likely would not have been canceled. I watched it since the Comedy Central era (the dark ages). I weathered the tide. But you dumb assholes didn’t watch it did you?

Fuck you guys. I hope you enjoyed getting blowjays from Kim, yeah remember her right? The freckles one. While she was doing that awful thing to your pecker, I was supporting a fabulous show. And it makes me a better person than you. Also with less Chlamydia.

Well now you have a small chance to redeem yourself. Go to RiffTrax and buy some stuff, support the MST3K boys in their latest endeavor. And shit, buy a dvd or two from amazon (also in the comedy section of best buy). At least listen to a sample or two.

Of course you could also hunt down the stuff that Joel is doing, but honestly I don’t like Joel that much, he always seemed a little snide to me… and probably stoned out of his mind. I think his site is Cinematic Titanic.

Go go go my younglings
Kid C

Take a stand!

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