So i went and saw Transformers 2 last night with my parents, both of which wanted to see the film much more than i.

And… it wasnt the worst thing i ever saw. wasnt even the worst thing i saw this summer

::cough:: wolverine ::cough::

but really… i mean, seriously. who wrote this script? i understand that this is a movie based of toys and a cartoon. but the script had a robot humping a womans leg. it had dogs humping other dogs. it had a big awesome robot.. with testicles.

oh and the jive-talking robots with gold teeth. obviously not a racist stereotype.

i mean this script seemed like masturbatory fanfic that i wrote in 7th grade where all the autobots want to hang with me, and i help defeat the decepticons. wait wasnt that the plot of the first movie too? (except in my fanfic they were all their beastwars counterparts. booyah!)

christ man. i dont think i have been this offended by a script since resident evil 2… dont get me started on that one.

but in all honesty, i liked it better than the first one, and there were some fucking cool robot fights. especially the one in the forest (which everyone on the nets seems to say)

ok going to watch an episode of lost,
Kid C

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