Dear bunch of 13 year old boys at Terminator 4. Just because you see me kiss my girlfriend (lightly) on the lips when the credits are rolling doesn’t mean we will be having “the sex”. Nor does it mean that by shouting “sex in the theater!” you will embarrass us. Actually its a pretty great idea, but I had to pee really bad. I also love the part when the manager was spying into the theater to see if we actually were having “the sex” while I was waiting to watch all the credits.

So again thanks, and I hope your mom didn’t make you wait too long before she came and picked you up. It was kind of chilly out there, and you guys had no other way of getting home. Y’know without drivers licenses. Or cars.

..or pubes.

-Kid C

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1. Making out during a movie? At least it wasn’t Schindler’s List.

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