I was watching Total Recall tonight, when I got to thinking… how can life exist in Fallout 3? I mean, plants make oxygen, we breath it, and make carbon dioxide, which then plants use. But….. theres no plants in F3.. at least none I thought were living. Now I know that seaweed and sea-plants do provide a lot of our breathing air, but I highly doubt that the fragile oceans would be pollutant free enough for those to grow.

So the question I pose to you is how can there be air?

I called Adam up of course, his explanation was that only China and America are wastelands, not the whole world. And also that he thought there had to be plants places we just weren’t seeing. To counter this comment I mentioned something about a nuclear winter/ a gigantic dustcloud that would cover the entire Earth. Adam then made fun of me because I did not know what a “Turnabout” is. Apparently its when the girls ask the boys out to dances.

Do you see what I have to deal with here people? I have a good topic that could lead to intelligent discussion, and Adam is off thinking about the Spring Fling. This is why I am so glad we both turned out to be straight, because if I had to go home to that jerk I would murder myself with a blender.

TTFN
-Kid C

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