Dear Persona 4,

You are a cold, unloving bitch. I tried my best to get to know you, I really did- but you just didn’t care. Every time I got a little bit closer (to the end of a dungeon) you would unleash a swarm of enemies with 1-hit-kill attacks that would all target the main character. And because you are such a spiteful game, when the main character dies, that’s it, game over. And of course, awful ice-queen that you are, you don’t allow me to save once I get inside you(r dungeons).

This is 30+ hours of my life I am never getting back, and I hate you for it. So you know what? I’m dumping your ass, (and selling you to gamestop for a pittance) and moving on. I think after this I might try boys (Prince of Persia) for awhile. Maybe they will be able to appreciate me. I hope the next guy that plays you has bacne.

Hoping you melt in a hot car,
Kid C

Take a stand!

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