Ok I am just going to climb up on this ivory pedestal here for a second…. Ok, now that I am a few feet above you all, FUCK YOU. Fuck each and every one of you who had never read or even heard of the Watchmen graphic novel until now. I hate all of you, and you are the reason my skin crawls at the notion of one of the best story’s that I have ever read (not just a comic mind you) being bastardized into a more suitable form for the idiot masses to swallow. You all make me sick. You are going to be first in line no doubt, wearing a bloodied smiley face button pinned to your Notre Dame football shirt, and I swear to god, if I see you at the theater I am at, there will be blood spilt.

Oh, video games aren’t art, comic books aren’t art. Well guess what bitches, neither are ejaculations onto celluloid. Fuck man.

And with that being said, of course I will be at the theater on day one, and afterward will purchase the film on blue ray. I am more excited for this movie than the time i first touched a boob.

TTFN
-Kid C

Take a stand!

1. I reaaaally like touching boobs…

   — fulluphigh · Feb 4, 10:38 AM · #

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