I find that in just about any situation, a quote from star wars is quite possibly the best thing you can say. Its amazing how often I quote things non-stop at work, and the mouth-breathers around me just stare blankly, or maybe nod, thinking they know what I’m talking about. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. I find it best when someone point-blank asks you a question, and you are able to nimbly come up with a quote to answer them. In an office environment, futurama quotes are very usable.

For instance if some asks you about BLANK, you can say “BLANK? BLANK?? YOURE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE” hahaha, thats like a quote in a quote.

And my poor lovable boss, god bless his fuzzy little heart tries to do the same. He will quote things all the time, almost correct, then look around with wild eyes hoping somebody knows what hes talking about. I will know what he is talking about of course, since I could quote dune inside out, but I dont want to be the one to tell him that the correct line isnt “fear kills the mind!” but “fear is the mind killer”. So I dont say anything. He tries, and in my book, that makes him an alright guy.

Also because he could have me fired.

TTFN
-Kid C

Take a stand!

Commenting is closed for this article.