So I was at Old Navy yesterday, hoping that the undershirts were on sale for $4 again, only to discover the entire store was having a 60% off sale*. So as long as I was there I looked into getting some new outerwear garments. Now I usually hate clothes shopping, but as anyone who knows me can attest, I fucking love jackets and other jacket-like articles. So of course I wanted to pick up some sweet new duds. The tragic part of this tale however is that the only hoodie/jacket/track jackets they had on sale were made for either TOTAL douches, or for Lil Wayne. A neon skull hoodie? A track jacket with a beer mug crest? A jacket with both a neon skull and a tree that says “Got Wood?” on it?? What the shit Old Navy, you’re fucking selling clothing I wouldn’t expect my little cousins to buy (and they are complete idiots, once I saw one try to eat a crayon. She was in high school at the time)

So I left the store in a huff, went home and made myself orange chicken. Oh, the undershirts were no longer on sale either, typical.

TTFN
-Kid C

*On Select Styles, or in other words, only a small part of the “entire” store is on sale. Because we are Old Navy, and we are cocks.

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