Now i have made a slew of bad decisions in my life. So many so that if each bad decision were an egg, and i had enough paprika, i could make an omelet so big i could like feed tree-beard. and that fuckers huge. and hed totally think i was a hobbit or something, and put me on his shoulder, and we have ever such a nice time.

Probably the best decision i have made anytime in recent history (past telling my first girlfriend “why yes, i do think we should bang”) would be the purchasing of christmas lights that i just did over the holiday weekend. i bought several strands of led lights, and 24 feet of rope lights, and hung them up all over my apartment. now not only does my place look like some sort of electric bachelors pad, its also very holiday cheery.

so go out there and buy lights and bang. i thoroughly recommend each.

ttfn
-kid c

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