So you know how some people have innate superhuman abilities? Like how Superman can eat lasers, and how Batman one time fought the moon? I have that too. Not the whole laser moon thing, but I am just smashingly good at bowling. You put that big ball in my hand and let me go, and I will wow and amaze you.

But here’s the catch- much like a hero that derives his superpowers through some sort of magic potion, or arthritis creme, my powers are limited. To only one game. Past that and I forget how to walk down the lane, the ball gets stuck on my thumb, I fall over at the last minute and make a noise that sounds like a cat. Basically its super embarrassing.

So what is my solution to this problem? Only bowl in leagues that bowl one game a meet, never bet money on any “tournaments” or “round robins”. ok to be honest I don’t even know what a round robin is.

Its fucking cold in my apartment, wheres my whiskey.

TTFN
-Kid C

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