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[Pissing on Ice]

11/19/08 by Colin

Have I ever mentioned this before? Pissing on ice?

Let me just say it again-

Pissing on ice.

You see as a man who loves to pee, I have discovered that the best possible place to pee (besides on the corpses of your enemies) is in a urinal, that’s just fucking filled to the brim with ice. Because the hot pee hits the ice, and it makes like a mini-tornado and that blast just hits your penis, and it feels so good. SO GOOD. Those of you without penises will not even be able to comprehend this, like maybe, imagine if Hugh Jackman was licking your clitty. It feels like that.

But less Australian.

TTFN
-Kid C