*From what I gather, the first date handjob has become somewhat an acceptable conclusion to the night. No longer do us males have to worry if maybe perhaps the first kiss will go down on that all-too awkward night, no! Now we can fee free to just bop our bappers out and let the girls just tug away till they get elbow arthritis.

Wow that’s a pretty visceral image.

TTFN
-Kid C

*This assumption taken from a conversation with an asian dude in Maine.

Take a stand!

1. *From what I gather first date hand shakes are few and far between.

   *your gay

   — B · Nov 19, 04:09 PM · #

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