OK THEN- Heres a list of top 10 Guys I would want to be my sidekick.

10. Mel Gibson- Possibly racist, and probably mad as a march hare, this dude is still pretty badass.
9. Danny Glover- Yes yes, another Lethal Weapon guy, but even before that I saw him as the hardcore future-cop in Predator 2. Plus he has a soothing voice.
8. Edward Norton- Both a great actor, and he looks awesome with blond hair in Red Dragon. He also throws a mean right cross.
7. Jackie Chan- I think he must be like 76 by now, but if he can still do backflips while hes drunk and on fire, he’s in.
6. Lawrence Fishburne- He was Morpheus in the Matrix. Thats pretty much all one needs. Except I would want him to fix that stupid gap in his teeth. Unless like he secretly uses it to whistle to dogs, thatd be a neat talent.
5. The Boondock Saints Guys-They’re Irish, I’m Irish. They love bustin heads, and drinking a lot. My kinda men.
4. Dwayne, The Rock, Johnson- If somebody ever messed with me he would just pick them up and tear their face off through their anus.
3. Bruce Willis- On of the hardest people who ever lived, if you wanna get hard, Bruce Willis can show you how to get hard. Like some sort of diamond from the future that has electrons actually made of diamond.
2. Keifer Sutherland- Hes not a huge dude, but hes scrappy like wildfire, and he has a lot of (acting) training for intense situations from 24.
1. Bill Murray- Old crag-face himself. He is both a gentleman, a scholar, a cool guy, and a sweetheart. And he could keep me entertained with amusing anecdotes from the filming of Groundhog Day.

TTFN
-Kid C

Take a stand!

1. Just claiming that your Irish doesn’t make you Irish.

   Coward.

   — B · Nov 19, 04:07 PM · #

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