A new game that I want is releasing every week for the next six weeks. Talk about timing. It’s like your going to town on this burrito and you want to finish so bad but you’re interupted by a poop but it’s a totally clean wipe turd that looks just like a lightsaber hilt but before you can snap a pic your hot girlfriend comes home and just starts slobbing on your knob and banging you like crazy but just before your about to cum she goes ahead and reached climax and rolls off you and goes to sleep which frees your date nite for an awesome gaming session and you just fucking rolling through the next new hotness of a game and about to bust down the door to final boss when your 360 overheats but it’s not that terrible because you’ve also been slaving over this awesome LittleBigPlanet stage you’ve been creating on your PS3 so you put on the finishing touches and invite me over to check it out but I call it garbage and in ten minutes tweak something out a hundred times better.

Take a stand!

1. that may be the greatest sentence ever

   — Kyle · Oct 8, 03:30 AM · #

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