Ken, can I ask you something?

Sure thing, buddy.

How come we never adventure anymore?

Oh, well, that’s complicated.

Is it something I did?

No, baby, no. It’s me, not you.

What is it? What’s wrong?

It’s just, I’ve got a headache.

You’ve had a headache for two years! I have needs. What’s really going on here?

Nothing, Ray, I swear. I’ve just been really busy at work. You know that. I’m tired.

Tired of me maybe! I know about the other man. I know all about your moonlighting adventures during your so called business trips? Advanced CAD training in Houston? More like battling goblin hordes in the ancient ruins beneath Chatanooga!

He means nothing to me Ray, I swear. You’re the only side kick for me.

Side kick? All these years I thought we were partners.

Ray.

Shut it Ken. I think we need a break.

No, Ray listen-

I’ll be staying at my mother’s. Goodbye Ken.

Take a stand!

1. He was a faggot anyways.

   — fulluphigh · Sep 24, 09:29 AM · #

2. I like this ‘fulluphigh’ character, they’ve got moxy.

   — Ken · Sep 24, 03:47 PM · #

3. ya’ll need some estrogen.

   — Misty · Sep 25, 08:46 PM · #

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