
Adam- Man I can’t wait to get home and play KOTOR! Maybe make myself some awesome teriyak and try to trick my girlfriend into doing me!
/Adam tries to start his big jeep, it makes a pitiful whinny, like the Millennium Falcon when it can’t jump to light speed/
Adam-The Fuck? Well looks like I need to call a car expert of some kind, thank goodness I have this wonderful 1st Gen iPhone to call a tow truck with!
/Adam taps one finger against the screen and the iPhone busts in half, little microchips fluttering in the air like moths. Adam’s breathing increases to a roar/
Adam- JOBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
TTFN
-Kid C
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