A lot of people can do douchey things, but some people are full time, on the clock 24×7 Vegas-style Douchebags.

If you do any of these things, well then you fucking are one too.

1. Wear sunglasses when it is not necessary. If you’re going out to lunch with a group of people at work, and you aren’t the driver, but you still wear sunglasses? Yeah, you are a douchebag.

2. Turn right on a red light, in front of people who have the left turn green arrow. Douchebag.

3. Do you walk around with an earbud in? Or with your cellphone in a little gun-holster? Well, if you do this I’m sure you are already aware of what you are.

4. Do you let your little tween daughters walk around in clothes that a 50 year old stripper would blush to wear? If so you’re not only a douchebag, but a shitty parent too! AWESOME.

5. Not tip at bars. Bartenders don’t make much, throw them some money fucker.

6. Shit talk games/bands/movies you’ve never played/listened to/watched.

7. Bang your highschool girlfriend in the bathroom at a wedding reception. When your mom is there.

8. Spit on people on rollercoasters. Uncool.

7. Dislike Vin Diesel.

Well that’s all I can think of. Bite me.

TTFN
-Kid C

I know all about that other guy
The handsome man with athletic thighs

Take a stand!

1. man I don’t agree with #1, if it’s sunny out some people like to wear sunglasses, whether they are driving or not…

   and whoa #7? haha

   also the Vin Diesel one should be #9

   #10 If you point out errors in your friend’s blog, you are a douchebag

   — Kyle · Aug 25, 04:57 PM · #

2. So it’s ok if you’re wearing both earbuds to listen to music right?

   But as an ammendment, if you walk into a store with your ipod earbuds in your ear, you’re a fucking douchebag.

   — Fulluphigh · Aug 26, 01:57 PM · #

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