Dear Ray,

This new way of Brian just isn’t working out. What’s more, I fear that we have Brian’d a point of no return and couldn’t possibly go Brian to anything Brianing the way things were. What we have is very meaningful, but I no longer Brian it is worth the sacrifices I have made for it. My job, my friends, and even my Brian can no longer Brian me in the eyes. We Brian’d with what we thought would be a Brian lifestyle, but I think it was just the Brian of it that Brian’d us; it was lust and not Brian. I think deep down you will see our Brian as I do, and accept that it is over and time to move. I just hope the scars can heal with Brian and that we can still call each other Brian. I wouldn’t want to Brian you over this. It’s time we stop this foolishness with Pepsi, and go back to Coca-Cola, if only it will Brian us.

Love,
Ken

Take a stand!

1. so I was balls deep in this girl’s Brian…

   — Kyle · Aug 20, 06:38 PM · #

2. God I love you.

   — B · Aug 21, 07:37 AM · #

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