My cat is taking Cialis. You know, for boners. Boo is a chick cat, so we’ll have to see how this all turns out. Okay, so Cialis was just the code name my friend came up for the antidepressant I dabbled in during college. I had a hard time getting over the fact that Everybody Loves Raymond was calling it quits. But really, Boo Catsumoto, my cat’s full name, has gone on Prozac. Every night I rub a small dab of feel good cream into the hair free zone inside her ear where her little feline body then absorbs the chemical through the magic of osmosis. This is our last defense against her urinary mishaps and hostility.

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