So I finally played the Too Human demo. And I mean really. Seriously? That’s what you’re giving us Silicon Knights? After all this fucking build up?

Ok, lets take a step back. I am a Big SK proponent, I LOVED Eternal Darkness, played the shit out of Metal Gear: Twin Snakes, and spent hours switch-off playing Kain. So it pained me to see the state of the demo. The graphics? muddy, undetailed. The controls/gameplay? The opposite of intuitive so HARD you may call them counter-intuitive. And the menu system seemed unpolished overall.

I played the demo for about an hour and a half, numbly, trying to figure out if I was doing something wrong to not be relishing this historic event of a game. But for fucks sake, I could not enjoy the experience. It just seems like a broken mess to me, and that was what pained me the most.

But Adam apparently liked it. At least more than me. So much so that he will actually be picking it up next week. So fuck man, you know I have to now. I won’t say no to the exciting Co-op possibilities, even if the game doesn’t get me hard.

TTFN
-Kid C

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