So yes, Dark Night is a very good movie. I liked it much better than Batman Begins. Buuuuuuuuuuut there were a few things that really bothered me about the movie, to the point where I found it distracting.

So here we go.

1. Maggie Gyllenhaal shouldn’t be in this movie- Bruce Wayne is a badass, He would not date a woman who looked like Skeletor. She may be cute in other films (in fact I know she is) but something is terribly wrong with her face here. -11 Boners For Forever.

2. There is no music in the chase scene- In the scene on Lower Wacker Drive, where the Joker is trying to blow up the paddy wagon that carrying Dent there is no music. No music at all. It is dead silent except for the horrible whiny one-liners the passenger in Dent’s truck shoots off. Unfun.

3.The Bat-voice- It still sucks. I would go so far as to say it fucking sucks. I can’t take him serious at all when he does that.

And that’s really it actually.

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-Kid C

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