So I am back from locations unknown, and although it may look like Adam biffed hard while I was gone in terms of posting content, he has explained to me that he really did try, but just couldn’t seal the deal. The Wacom tablet caused him much consternation, and so he just said fuckit, and moved on with his life. But anyways, the Kid is back, and so Ninja Ken will move forward into the future, making you read and see things that make you feel dirty and unvirginal.

See the great thing about me is that I’m both a hypocrite, a nerd, and an asshole. Which means it is quite common to see me looking down upon my fellow nerd, something that I really shouldn’t do. That is why with great trepidation I am preparing to take a step into a new world, another layer of Nerd that I have never touched before… that of the D&D player.

Adam has been the torch bearer for this idea… and as his heterosexual life partner, I must see it through to the end, for better or for worse.

So later tonight I will be taking my first steps into pencil and paper-dom. With a bag of cheetoes, and a 2 liter of Mtn. Dew right by my side.

We ride together, we die together….

TTFN
-Kid C

Calling my name, begging my brains
Inviting me in, making me one of them
I’d rather tear my heart out

Take a stand!

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