My younger brother spent the night last night on my behest. My Jeep broke down yesterday and I wanted to take his to work this morning. Problem was he was planning on hitting up Best Buy for MGS4/PS3 bundle. The solution was for him to let himself in late at night and crash, so that I would have access to his Jeep in the morning and my girlfriend could drive him home. Everything went according to plan, except I ended up calling out of work. So I inconvienced him for nothing. Get over it, he owes me. I’m his older brother. He lives only because I spare him; also, I’ve done many favors and had much money taken by him.

So I woke him up at 10:30 to let him know he could take his car home if he wanted, but he ended up sticking around most of the day. We made pancakes and watched Contact. My girlfriend is hard of hearing so I have adapted my life to the constant inclusion of subtitles. The captions for this broadcast were a bit poor, as they often are on television. In the film, aliens transmit instructions for the construction of a worm hole riding device inside Earth’s first broadcast into space, which apparently was of Hitler introducing the Olympics. The more you know. Anyway, we kept joking about the error filled captions and I started thinking about how crazy it would be if real aliens put some kind of code in the captions of the Encore channel’s presentation of Contact. Coincidence or conspiracy.

And then me and my bro tag teamed to fix a mechanical ice cream scoop that my girlfriend uses to make consistently sized cookies.

Take a stand!

1. i had to look up what “behest” meant exactly, thanks a lot adam

   — Kyle · Jun 13, 03:57 AM · #

2. To bad you guys left out a part.

   — Tay · Jun 13, 08:04 AM · #

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