Pudgy around the midsection? Got breasts when you’re not named Sarah or Tara, or some other girl name? You need to lose weight fatty.

But Colin, losing weight is hard, I’m under so much pressure I don’t have time to exercise, and I can’t eat healthy!! That’s not a problem ugly, just do what I do-

Cram a few fingers down your throat until you throw up all those bags of Cheetos you ate today! Is that the burn of the Dr. Pepper coming back up? Could be, but its probably just stomach acid! And that means you’re doing it right.

Keep repeating this until you’re as skinny as Dr. Spock in the first season of Trek.

TTFN
-Kid C

On the phone every day,
I’ll permanently hit the hay hay.

Take a stand!

1. You are and always shall be my friend.

   — B · Jun 9, 06:56 PM · #

2. shake the disease yo!

   — Misty · Jun 9, 10:16 PM · #

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