Age of Conan is coming tomorrow, am I excited? Oh yes. Am I erect right now? No, even though I have to pee a little. It isn’t like morning wood having to pee, its just a dull throb. I would go, but you see I have to write a blog to go with each of these inane comics I scan three times a week. Do you like it internet? Does it get you off?

Fuck you internet, all you ever gave me was 3 different girlfriends, a massive supply of illegally gained software, and more porn than a dirty hobo could drink if porn were gin.

TTFN
-Kid C

“When will that be?
Soon enough.
That’s not soon enough!“

Take a stand!

1. best internet girlfriend (arrow to me). dresses up like Xena warrior princess in spare time.

   — Miss D · May 19, 08:11 PM · #

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