So I’m getting into GTA4 a little bit, but I decided last night that I need to quit doing the little piddly side missions, they are just wasting my time.

I came to this conclusion when I tried to take Roman bowling. Somehow I pissed off the police, then discovered that you can’t just bowl anyways when the cops are on you. Then I spent some time running away from the police. Finally I escaped, and I made my way back to the bowling alley. For shits I decide to slowly, ever so slowly, drive into a hotdog stand…what does it do? It explodes, it blows up like mad. And I hear the screams of the main character and his cousin as they die a terrible death. Mission over, would you like to replay?

I bet the hotdogs weren’t even Chicago style.

TTFN
-Kid C

3 A.M. is when I gazed eyes glazed I’m dazed and then I fade to black now were back on the road’ like Kerouac

Take a stand!

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