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|Computer English|

05/07/08 by Adam

Mario Kart Wii’s program code:

if(Player=1st place) and (Lap=3) then(run macro ‘Rape’)

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Macro ‘Rape’= CPU1 execute BlueShell CPU2 execute POWblock CPU3 execute RedShell CPU4 execute GreenShell CPU5 execute Star CPU6 execute SpeedMushroom CPU7 execute GrowthMushroom CPU8 execute Squid CPU9 execute Banana CPU10 execute FakeItem CPU11 execute BulletBill AllCPU execute PlayerSlam