So check this out for weird dreams ok?

Last night I dreamt I was in some weird underground realm, like a goblin kingdom. And I was infiltrating it, with a small crew of bandits. And we equipped ourselves with goblin tech, and were all exploring.

And then somehow I’m all alone, and I go into this little cottage. And then… I’m David Duchovny?

And hey! David Duchovny’s dogs are here! And they are filthy! So of course I stripped down nude, then shampooed them!! I cleaned those little doggies with my glistening, muscular Duchovny body.

Damn straight.

TTFN
-Kid C

Hi. I’m a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I’d like some welfare, please.

Take a stand!

1. Bravo Sir

   — B · May 5, 10:39 PM · #

2. damnnn when do i get a guest appearance in a ninja ken comic?

   — Kyle · May 6, 03:52 AM · #

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