I think if I ever went to prison I would get a tat of like a barbed wire heart on my chest or something. I mean not only would it look really badass when my pecs are popping like mad from all the benching and pushuping I was doing, but it would also be a little intimidating. People would be all “Woah, lets not sodomize that guy even though he has classic good looks and bright blue eyes, did you see that barbed wired heart tat he’s got? I bet he could break us in half” And then one of them shoots me a glance in fear, and I’m there in the yard just doing curls, and its like 100 pounds and I’m just staring at them. Just staring, not even sweating from exertion. And my eyes are so piercing, so piercingly blue.

And that’s how you don’t get sodomized when you’re on the inside.

TTFN
-Kid C

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