So my favorite piece of furniture that I own would have to be the little wooden coffee table that is covered in various stickers. It has so much character, like an old uncle. It’s also a trooper. Back when I was in college we had this roommate who would often have loud and obnoxious parties with loud and obnoxious people. One time he had such a party and they really trashed the apartment, like it was a wreck. Our roommate Mike always had to get up early to teach kids stuff, so he was first to see the mess.

And Mike flips out. He starts screaming, and kicks over my coffee table, thinking its our roommates. In his rage he grabs one of the legs of the table, and rips it off, splinters of wood flying everywhere. It was right about then that I stumbled out of my room and said something along the lines of “Dude, what are you doing with my table?” At that very instant he was holding the table leg triumphantly in the air, like it was some sort of trophy. He looks at me, looks at the table, looks at me, and then he realizes “Woops”. hahahahhaha.

So eventually we nailed it all back together, and it more-or-less still works fine. I freakin love that little table.

TTFN
-Kid C

Take a stand!

1. man, i love that table too…

   when you die you gotta give it to me in your will.

   — Kyle · Apr 2, 02:27 PM · #

2. oh oh, when you die can I have your hair? I will make it into a wig and carry with me everywhere so that I tell everyone about how my friend Colin used to have the sweetest most rediculous hair they will all believe me.

   — B · Apr 2, 05:34 PM · #

3. All that talk about hair is making my bald patches blush.

   — Joe · Apr 3, 09:39 AM · #

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