I like chapstick, I use it regularly. My flavor of choice is the hard-to-find Blue Crazeberry. Now the other day I was impulse buying some stuff at the local hippie food store, when my eyes strayed to the Burt’s Bees display. So I figured, why the hell not, and I grabbed some of their lip balm.

Unfortunately the Burt’s Bees lip balm isn’t really my thing. First off its super hard- if I want to actually get any on my lips I have to grind it on my face like a mortal and pestle. But the deal-breaker is the smell. While it does smell vaguely like honey, it also smells vaguely like butthole. And really, who wants that?

I’m going to have to rate Burt’s Bees Lip Balm a shameful 3 Stars out of 12 on the Berman-Meyers scale.

TTFN
-Kid C

Take a stand!

1. the other day i was going to buy a stick of blue crazeberry, they were out of grape craze, but it was like 2.50! so i didn’t. …then i found five dollars

   — tabetha · Mar 7, 06:49 PM · #

2. “…but there was poo on my wrist” is also an acceptable line to add to an otherwise lame story. Unless you really did find five dollars; that would be cool.

   — Adam · Mar 9, 10:24 AM · #

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