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At every point in a mans life he takes inventory? hmmm note? …. yknow some sort of word to mean “takes _____ of his life so far”. well anyways i think now is as good a time as any to do so.

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yup im great, phew i was worried for a second.

anyways, its great to see daves dad here, havent seen him in like ten years.

-i love you dad!

ttfn
-kid c

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Star Wars canon is an interesting thing. The thing I like most about Star Wars is the universe it is contained in. The epics that are the trilogies are great and all (one much more so than the other, but that is due to mechanical choices and not the story itself) but they’re just a part of something much bigger. It’s the over arching mythology of the whole universe, and that can only really be seen when you branch out from the films into the expanded universe of Star Wars which takes its form from books, comics, games, etc. It’s...

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[The Long Drive]

September 5, 2008

one time i took a dump in a coffee can while in a moving vehicle. true story.